Looking for a gift for that special someone this V-day?
Why kill a Flower?.
When you can save a shovel instead!
One Dozen long stemmed shovels can be yours for just $49.99 With Essence of the Pacific thrown in at no extra charge.
If you lover smiles at the gift you know your love is true.
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Act Now and Receive
FREE TAR.
Mother natures super glue
Premium shovels available at quintuple the cost.
What you say you want one of the world famous shovels on a string?
Sorry Charlie, and No way Jose.
Your gonna have to run a beer mile to get one of them.
For the weirdo's out there rakes can also be ordered
but
be warned you will probably be dumped because it's not a shovel.
(Shovels sizes and color will vary.)
Chances are more than one of your shovels will also be broken
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