The Beginning of the Best Week Ever

I didn't expect the sun to come out but that wasn't gonna stop me from running on the beach.  I had a vibe of optimism flowing through my bloodstream.  No time like to present to start the best the best week ever!

I lagged a bit and didn't get to the beach till the early afternoon but that's okay I still had a smile on my face.  The body felt good and I was ready to run.  Well as luck would have it less than 1/4 mile into  my run I see this topless Asian babe on the border of M.B. and H.B. (and it wasn't the only fake pear I would see or take home?)

Post run pic I sent to some chick

Is it just me or do you see a resemblance between me and the grinch when he is finally excepted by the people of Woville?

Being the dude that I am a big old Sweeney grin developed as I ran past (and remained on my face long into the night).  She looked at me with a hint of a smile and a bit of raised eyebrow.  

 What  does it mean?  

Best week ever is alive and kickin :).

Now the beauty of running more miles on the sand than anyone else is that I get see a lot of "interesting" things.  Sometimes the view causes me to cramp up and stretch and other times it may make me adjust my course to turn around sooner that I otherwise would.. Today my run had just begun and I used visual imagery put a skip my step

Perhaps this girl was the one? After all we do have a lot in common: we're both topless and love the beach. (if only I'd had that shoe I found last week).

 I was hoping to find a gift for this young lady while I ran perhaps a heart shaped rock, a flower or maybe a diamond ring for that matter?

The first thing I found was a piece of tar in the shape of heart. If she's a smoker maybe that would work? but I can do better. 

 Hmm. Maybe she would like this shovel covered in tar? Chances are there's some tar on foot so maybe its fitting?

Now that's a quality shovel.  What girl doesn't love a shovel?  It's got that synthetic wood grain that oozes style.  Call me out fashion if you may but If chick doesn't love plastic shovels it's kind of deal breaker.

Arachnophobia monster truck? Although I thinks it's cool and I would find it cool if she thought it was cool I'm guessing cool is not the way most girls would describe this gift. 

I was running hard (lol) with a smile for over two hours. And everybody knows it takes 42,000 muscles to frown and only 7 to smile which makes it much more efficient allowing get in the zone and feast upon a runners high. The combo of endorphins and positive vibes created a wave of euphoria like no other

Finally I was almost back to the topless chick. But  I'm a pretty shy dude how should I approach this situation? 

As 

Luck would have it she was still there (Sweet)  but she had a top on and was with a dude in a chair. I would never bring a chair to the beach, that's absurd, to each their own but sand is pretty F'n cool when it comes to making your own furniture. And any chick who wants a dude in a chair is not the girl for me.(when did I get so picky?) 

thanks for stimulation time to keep running.

 along the way I found more crap (I always do) and laughing at my stupidity.

 Then I found a couple flowers.
 (theres only one in this picture for a reason)

I couldn't help but wonder what if I had started my run going the other direction?  I would have been back in less than an hour. Maybe I would have arrived before the chair dude? Maybe I would have woken up this morning in some swanky Beverly Hills apartment or some SnM Dungeon.
Who knows?

 I kept running

 This is where things become almost unbelievable! I'm running along trying to craft this story together in my head.  When I see a couple photographers near the water.

I'm pretty you can guess what I'm thinking/hoping?

TOPLESS PHOTOSHOOT

 (It really takes so little to make me happy)

I usually run across this kind of thing by the rocks in El Porto but at 16th St. in Hermosa I was quite pleasantly surprised

The girl was wearing a tiny black thong and was holding a yellow sarong in her hands as she faced the camera with ocean behind her and her breasts glistening in the sun.

The world began to move is  in slow motion?
(well maybe I just slowed my pace?)

Kind of like that scene from Fast Times at Ridgemont High

This time the body started to cramp up?  I better turn around at the pier  (12th St.) instead of going all the way to the end of Hermosa.
(just to be safe)
 ;)

On the way back  I decided to veer down a little closer to the water.  By now the girl was sitting in the sand facing the ocean as the tide rolled up upon her.  Maybe 30ft away was her towel so I placed one of flowers I had found in the sand next to it as a token of my appreciation.  

Why not both Flowers you ask?

who knows how many topless girls I am gonna see before this run is over?

 I am not a big fan of balloons in fact I have vowed never to purchase one again for the rest of my life.
But this one could have been the perfect gift.
(A day late a Buck short)

Followed by another one

I'm not totally sure but I think this is the real Jewel that rich lady lost when the Titanic got sunk.  Most of  the diamonds are gone and it's a shame I couldn't find anyone to give it to
:(
Who needs to buy a Vermont Teddy bear when their is much perfectly good treasure to be found on the beach?
 (If everyone ran on the sand Hallmark would have gone out of business a long time ago.)

Perhaps this telescope I found will help me find my true love?

It may not be the fake  pair I wanted to come home with me but I did find a fake pear.

(and you just thought I was bad at spelling)

What happens when the first girls you see on the beach is topless?
you end up with Blue Balls.

(I know there is only one blue ball but whatever I couldn't resist the stupid pun)

Conclusion:

It was a pretty awesome  3 plus hour run and to be honest it's running that I love.  Sure topless women are great but I don't want to sit around for 3 hours doing nothing. Hmm? run for 2 1/2 hours and sit with topless girl for 1/2 hour? Or better yet find topless girl to run with:)

Everyday is new day with new opportunity for Awesomeness!  I'll be back on the sand today with smile on my face.  Regardless of what I may see see I find I shall embrace whatever comes away.  I'll have Heart shaped jewel with me just in case.    

Life is good!!! 

Funism: Wake Up And Frolic

 Just before stepping on to the sand I came across this.  I think the artist and I may be kindred spirits :)

(But wait there's more?)

 Be Kind Every Day!

(So Cool)

It looks like this little feller is trying to hand me it's heart.  "I'll take you home little buddy."

Wow!

What kind of girl wears this to the beach and how do you forget one shoe in he sand? 

(A girl who drank lots of booze I presume)

Perhaps she is my Cinderella?  

Two weeks ago I found an Orange "B" and noe an Orange "K" What does  it mean? and What letter will I find next?

I found this "S" but it turned out to be skittle :)

For all those thousands readers who come here for your shovel fetish. Here you go

Good night!

Who needs stink'n metal detector?

NOT ME

I'm not sure how much the gold coin is worth but that's a Dollar Sign so uhh?  Cha Ching!  And have you ever seen a ruby that pink?  But by far my favorite thing I found and one of my favorite things I have found in long time is the Elephant ring.  I think I need to find it a good home? As for the Stone I  had girls on the brain    it's kind of heart shaped right?

Boston Bound Beardo

Today I had my best run in long time the sun was shinning the sand was warm and I saw butt naked lady.

Nature was in perfect harmony and my foot felt fine.

But what did I find?

""B"

 is a "Bead"

"B"

 Is for Boston

"B"

I just "Booked" my Flight.

"B"

Is for "Beard"

"B"

Is for "Braid"  

I think I will braid it in beard for the Boston Marathon next Monday.

Now If only I could find somthing for the mop on my head?

"B"

Is for Broken like the clip on this flower I found.

Too bad

 I'm thinking about putting together my own unsanctioned event/series of races soft sand races where there is no entry other than maybe a donation of an old pair of shoes I could give to Soles4souls.  The winner gets a golden shovel and every finisher gets a  shovel or rake depending on how they do. I still need to figure out the scale.  It could be good training for the Hermosa 24 Inagaral event will either be a there in back 8 or 4 mile run from El porto headed south to the end of Hermosa or Manhattan.

Who says love can't exist between a red turtle and and yellow fish.

  (not me)

If you see a lot of small crap in one these posts it probably means I've been walking.  The day before I found the sun and the moon. This time I only found the sun but I did fine a shoe and hand.( That's worth at least a moon in my book)  It was the fourth day in row that I found a coin I dig these crusty old pennies.  When I play disc the Elder's at EL Dorado we bet a penny on who can throw the best shot to the practice  basket after the round.  When you have a coin like this it's almost more fun to lose.

(I case your wondering  the last four days went Tails , Heads, Heads, Tails)

Yes I know picking up rocks in the shape of a heart is pretty girly.
 But I don't pick them up for me.

 Today the beach was deserted and this was the second one I found.  The first one I gave to a beautiful lady :) she may have been  in her 70's but she gave me a big smile ( I think she also wanted to give me some change and a sandwich but I wanted  to keep running)  about 20 minutes before I was done I found this specimen.

It will find a good home someday.
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How do you make that heart symbol with the keyboard?  I have no clue :)

The wind was howling.  It was one of those days where your foot prints disappear before you get a chance to see them.  The beach was taking on a transformation.  I could feel a tiny bite from each grain of sand blowing by reminding that I was alive.

 The sand was warm and the air was crisp forcing me to wear a beanie until I got the blood flowing.

Today was an interesting day? I was 18  hours into 24 fast of now water or food.  I only planned on a one hour run because of a sore foot but I was moving so slow my heart rate was probably under 80 and I had a certain serenity to my movements.

After the first hour I decided to walk for a bit picking up trash which I tend to do when I can't run

On days like this treasures abound including the sun and moon, some gmo lettuce plus the oldest looking penny I have ever seen

After an hour of walking I couldn't resist running for another hour before heading to the gym.

 I has just finished listening to an NPR podcast about the Puppy Channel
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Any excuse to watch dumb videos of Puppies is okay in my book.

If I ever host a race on the beach or I guess any race in general I'm giving out shovels instead of medals. This one is a little bigger that the average size, so perhaps this would be for 3rd place male age 40-45

Bubble gun with apple scented bubbles? Are they edible or not?  I have had edible bubbles in the past but these just say scented.  HMM?  Yet another mystery to be solve?

A Pirates's Life for Me

When the body aint functioning right I run a little slower sometimes a lot slower and sometimes  I walk.  Every once in awhile I bring a camera with me to chronicle what I find.

Aromatherapy Mouth wash.

Hmm this might come in handy? Not for me though I already a piece of mint gum and toothpick in mouth Yep
"I run with a toothpick because I'm dangerous!"

 I figure that the reason most of the girls on the beach don't run up to me for a kiss is that they are self conscious about their breath?  This could totally solve that problem.

Eye patch.

It's actually the second one I have found in the last three weeks. 

But I need a string?

I found this balloon string about 80' away perfect

I was talking with some chick about pirates this morning and followers of the Flying Spaghetti monster are known for their Pirate Regalia so maybe I'll become on for the day?

(although I was moving so slow I think a pirate could have beat me in a race)

What else does a pirate need?

A hat?

Not Pirate worthey

She be fine looking Galleon

ARRR!

Little known fact :

9 out of 10 pirates lose their eye from running with a toothpick in there mouth.

Just in case I find some treasure

This bird may be a little old but

at least it won't fly away?

Of all the ale that could have been left on the beach this is the bottle I found.

"Woohoo there's still one sip left."

Now all I need is wench and I know just where to find one!

I think me and this creepy girl has a thing for me?

 Tomestones

I have a strange affinity for heart handled shovels

This is a pretty dangerous beach

Is it okay for Pirates to wear Sun glasses?

I searched in the sand for some sort of map but was unable to crack the code.

 Sea weed?

The mermaids must of smoked it all before I got there. 

Alast the greatest treasure I found were these words that washed away seconds after I had read them

"To Pee or Not to Pee"

Now for the bonus bad joke of the day.

What did the Pirate find on the bottom of his foot?

tARRR!

:)