Today was supposed to be my day off running but that wasn't gonna stop me from going to the beach. (or running for that matter)
Ever since getting home a few weeks I have ran for at least a couple hours every day. My plan was to go down to the beach to relax and go for a little swim.
Well when I got there I went for a real easy one hour run
(I couldn't resist)
Time to swimming right?
Then this happened just as I was about to go in the water.
A sheriff's Helicopter starts circling around Blasting out on his loud speaker "
"Get out of the water sharks are swimming your way."
I'm not really scared of sharks, but I might as well go for another run to they swim away.
Check out my Synchronistic find.
Shark Week sunglasses really? I couldn't help but laugh.
Surely that pointy shovel will protect me from any Sharks?
By the time I got back to my towel and hour or so later I went for swim and guess what?
I'm still alive
(the amazing spazz)
I also found some fairy cards. Umm Just what I always wanted???
My new lucky card.
(my camera ran out of batteries after the first take so this is what you get)I had weird dream last that I was dealing 3 card Monty in some back alley, Perhaps that's where my fortune lies?
My day of not not running was not over
(no that wasn't my standard grammatical error)
After coming for 2 lb salad, some green curry and a few beers I was back at the beach.
About 3 miles into my afternoon run I kicked somthing?
It kind of hurt, after taking a few more steps I decided to go back and see what it was. Almost completely buried in the sand was an unopened 3 pack of Coors light tall cans. I decided I would pick up those up on the way back.
I'm use to running with a six a pack but usually it's already inside my belly. (HA!HA!) It was a little awkward to carry but if you have ever seen my arms you would agree I could use the work out :) So I endured.
I also found a couple of beach toys along the way
Did you know Tonka made rakes?
This might be my new favorite spoon?
(that's because I can't remember what my old favorite spoon was.)
After running for about 4 hours total today, the sun was setting, the tide was low and I decided to take my cell phone with me and go on little walk to check out the beach art.
Some of my favorite beach art I like to find:
Creepy happy faces, misshapen hearts, stars made by people that screwed up, losses at tic tac toe, and maybe someday an
"I heart Pat"
I also enjoy just about anything absurd or obscene.
Yep It's a dong!
"I know you want it"
"Just Note it 's not REAL"
One problem with Beach art is that it's often so grand that it can't fit in the frame of my camera.
One last look at "Omega Penis"
You see it's so big it doesn't fit in my frame.
Anyone want to buy me a wide angle lense?
This person started out writing army real small
and then went big
Just six blocks away omega penis I ran into this Behemoth.
What is going on here?
It simply reads "PENIS"
(it's about 25 feet long)
If the other was Omega Penis then I crown this
As I was taking this picture it's artists were coming out of the water laughing. I complemented them on their penis (two dudes and a cute chick) and told them it was way better than "Omega Penis"
I found another rake
Then just when I about to turn around and jog back on the soft sand,
Is that a rocket ship?
Nope it's another Penis
(the balls are kind of hard to see)
Here's that same penis with a nice background
I found one last rake on the way back home